As I was on Coruscant at the time when one Qui-Gon Jinn and Obi-Wan Ben Kenobi met a lad with a high midichlorian count, I ended up convincing the Gungan leader that appointing Jar-Jar as a senator was a bad, bad idea for many reasons.
As a result of this, Clone Captain Rex died during the Battle of Mimban because while I was diong actual senator things nobody was there to save him. Like say, Jar-Jar.
As another result of Senator Jar-Jar's inane shenanigans approach to problem solving, C3PO was smashed to bits on the planet Rodia.
As ANOTHER consequence of Jar-Jar not blundering around while exercising his surprising talent for animal taming, Dooku was captured by pirates for much longer than in canon.
As a FURTHER example of Jar-Jar splashing around in the water to his heart's content instead of being the galaxy's most incompetant politician this side of BoJo, the Blue Shadow Virus was unleashed on Naboo /because a quirky side character wasn't around to stop it by some inane bullshit contrivance/. And nobody was there to stall General Grievous. And the Dagoyan Masters weren't rescued, which may or may not have unleashed a great darkness of some sort because /an animal trainer snatched away Windu's lightsaber with a whip at a critical moment/
And so on, and so forth, because /it turns out a dumbass like Jar-Jar was actually kind of criticial to a lot of the Republic's victories during the Clone Wars and he genuinely did contribute more than just giving Palpatine all the emergency power/
...you should've seen Palpatine's face when we were both looking into the time temple and suddenly learned I had unironically inflicted nearly as much terror, pain and misery on the galaxy as he had merely by preventing Jar-Jar from going into this politics. Just, this frozen stare of disbelief followed by doubling over laughing at the sheer absurdity of Jar-Jar literally, unironically being the key to other people's finest hours.